waiting4amarine:

“I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.”

—

J.D. Salinger (via thedapperproject)

I repost this every time it comes up on my dash. Because I need this reminder several times a day.

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trappedinavelociraptor:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

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wilwheaton:

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adulthoodisokay:

je-suis-loupseul:

balfies:

ruinedchildhood:

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

it just keEPS GOING

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

…the fuck.

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

Shay Spence on Twitter

“kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight”

Twitter

Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.

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stevethompson-art:

Princess mega post! I absolutely had a blast creating this artwork for the Disney Designer Collection - Premiere Series. Now that the madness has passed, who was your favorite?

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livliv-14:

“Stay quiet and work hard. Let them wonder what you’re doing, and when the time comes you emerge into something that they never expected you to be & don’t you dare look back at the people who doubted you and your ability to get there. You have surpassed them.”

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moneypyramids:

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swimming-northbound:

itotallyrelate:

The person who thought of that is actually a genius. 

God oh god. I needed that

Some of em gon still do it though. Especially if you black. But at least it’ll keep you safe from the ones following the law

If they do go through it, your lawyer will get it dismissed because it was an illegal search. If he’s not a court appointed lawyer.

I don’t smoke weed but imma reblog this anyway to save a life

Thank you

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officialcrow:

how bout fitness dick in ya mouth

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